A buck of milkshakes. (Illustration by Laura Lorenz)
What do you call a group of … ?
Maroon multiples.

Collective nouns exist for nearly every group of animals and gathering of people, but what’s the proper nomenclature for Maroon multiples? We took a stab at some potential UChicago aggregation terms.

A weary of grad students

A daze of first-years

A Milton of free lunches

A merger of MBAs

A buck of milkshakes

A gurgle of gargoyles

A flutter of prospies

A jitter of coffee shops

A persuasion of law students

A bleary of library naps

An aggression of quad squirrels

What did we forget? Send your UChicago-themed plural appellations to uchicago-magazine@uchicago.edu.